Paul Lonardo

Featured Contributor ~ Fiction

Paul is a freelance writer and author, with numerous titles, both fiction and nonfiction, published in a variety of genres. Paul released a dark fantasy anthology as well as a horror novella in 2022. He is an active HWA member.

Paul studied filmmaking/screenwriting at Columbia College – Hollywood. He earned an A.S. from Mount Ida College and a B.A. in English from the University of Rhode Island. He lives in Lincoln, Rhode Island with his family.

THE MAN WHO COLLECTED HAUNTED HOUSES

     In a remote part of western Pennsylvania, in the foothills of 

the Appalachian Mountains, is the world’s most haunted house. It 

has more than a thousand rooms and there is a ghost in every one of 

them. The man who owned this monstrous and otherworldly domicile 

was a highly acclaimed home builder, who constructed the most 

unusual and unique homes all around the world.


     The man had an adoring wife who he loved more than anything. 

They had no children, but they had each other, and that’s all 

that either one of them needed.


     Then came a snowy winter morning, while the man was away 

building a summer cottage for an English nobleman in Cornwall, 

his wife suffered a horrible fate. Anticipating the arrival of 

her husband the following day, she got up early to make his 

favorite meal. She was filled with such excitement that she 

misjudged the first riser at the top of the stairs and stumbled, 

falling headlong to the landing below. When the man came home 

the following day, he found her dead, her neck broken. 

The man was so grief-struck, he was inconsolable. 

Upon realizing that she was preparing to cook his favorite 

meal when she fell, he blamed himself for the accident, and 

because of the profound anguish the man felt for causing her 

tragic death, her spirit became trapped inside the house, 

where she was doomed to lurk forever. At night, the man could 

hear her tormented moans echoing from one end of the house to the 

other. This persisted for months, until one day the man couldn’t 

bear his wife’s suffering any further and he was determined to 

do something to try to alleviate her terminal agony.


     He thought about it long and hard, and then it occurred 

to him. In life, his wife was a friendly and gregarious person. 

There was nothing she enjoyed more than the company of others, 

conversing, and interacting with strangers and intimate friends 

alike. He knew what he needed to do, and a smile came to his face 

for the first time since the accident. If his wife was able to 

share eternity with others like her, she wouldn’t be lonely.


     With an overriding sense of purpose and undeterred resolve, 

the man set out to expand the house to accommodate a thousand 

spirits. He sought the most renowned paranormal investigators 

who helped him purchase residences from all around the country 

that were known to be occupied by spirits. He was surprised 

by the abundance of haunted houses in existence, and although many 

of them had violent and sad histories that predicated hauntings 

by cursed spirits, the man chose only those which were haunted 

by amenable ghosts. That way his wife’s spirit could 

interact with gentle souls, like her own, who were suffering 

a similar torment.


     The man began with the purchase of an Alaskan orphanage 

that had been damaged in the Great 1964 Earthquake. The man’s 

wife loved children, and he knew she’d have lots of fun with them. 

The man often heard the spirits of the children who died there 

roaming the halls and giggling as they played. He then obtained 

an old adobe home in Arizona where, in the late 1800s, more than 

twenty people died. His wife would enjoy all that company.


     The man bought hundreds of dwellings and portions of 

hundreds more that were occupied by spirits. The difficult 

part was transporting them from their original locations 

and then merging them together, creating a massive prefab ghost 

house. The man was very wealthy, but he spent every 

last bit of his fortune on this project.


     His biggest worry was that some of the ghosts trapped 

inside might escape before arriving at their final destination. 

He needn’t have worried, because the spirits remained confined 

between the walls where they had died, as attested by many 

spooked carpenters who built this abode for the dead.


     It slowly came together, one piece at a time. People 

came from all over to witness the construction of the unusual 

house, but as it continued to expand, they lost interest.


     It took nearly all of the man’s remaining years to 

complete, and by the time it was done, he was too tired and broke 

to add any more rooms to the house. After a thousand rooms had been 

added, he paused and looked proudly at what he had accomplished. He 

knew it was a great success because over the years the tormented 

wailing of his wife slowly diminished, until finally he could hear 

them no more. As tears of joy welled up in his eyes for being able 

to relieve her eternal suffering, he laid down on the bed that he 

once shared with his wife, closed his eyes, and died 

with a peaceful smile on his face.


     The following day, the man’s body was found by a carpenter, 

who swore he heard the sorrowful moans of the man, whose tragic 

life condemned his spirit to the same house where his wife’s
 
spirit resides with the thousands of other disembodied souls. However, 

because of the number of rooms and endless maze of corridors, the 

man’s spirit is unable to find his beloved wife. Today, a visitor 

who listens carefully will hear the man’s plaintive cries of

loneliness and sorrow as he wanders through the enormous house 

looking for her.